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Mae West – 31 Quotes

 

31 Quotes by Mae West

 

A hard man is good to find.

– Mae West


A man’s kiss is his signature.

– Mae West


I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

– Mae West


Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

– Mae West


Look your best – who said love is blind?

– Mae West


Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

– Mae West


The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

– Mae West


When women go wrong, men go right after them.

– Mae West


It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

– Mae West


Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

– Mae West


I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?

– Mae West


I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

– Mae West


Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

– Mae West


When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.

– Mae West


Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign.

– Mae West


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

– Mae West


He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

– Mae West


It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.

– Mae West


Personality is the most important thing to an actress’s success.

– Mae West


When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

– Mae West


Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

– Mae West


Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

– Mae West


Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up.

– Mae West


Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

– Mae West


She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

– Mae West


A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.

– Mae West


A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

– Mae West


I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

– Mae West


I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

– Mae West


One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

– Mae West


Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

– Mae West


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