The Quote List

Quotes For All Occasions

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Love Quotes

“I’m very FONT of you because you’re just my TYPE” – Unknown Author"I'm very FONT of you because you're just my TYPE"


Funny Quotes

“I knew who I was this morning but I’ve changed a few times since then” – Lewis Carol"I knew who I was this morning but I've changed a few times since then" - Lewis Carol


Feel Good Quotes

“Coffee is all the direction that I need today”"Coffee is all the direction that I need today"


Love Quotes

“Piglet – how do you spell love? Pooh – you don’t spell it, you feel it”"Piglet - how do you spell love? Pooh - you don't spell it, you feel it"


Love Quotes

“I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and then what was left after that too”"I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and then what was left after that too"


Funny Quotes

“Of course life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy”"Of course life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy"


Inspirational Quotes

“Only dead fish go with the flow”"Only dead fish go with the flow"


Funny Quotes

“I’d rather be someones shot of Whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea”"I'd rather be someones shot of Whiskey than everyone's cup of tea"


Funny Quotes

“Life is short, eat dessert first”"Life is short, eat dessert first" - Unknown Author


Funny Quotes

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt”

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" - Unknown Author


Feel Good Quotes

“Life is short. Eat dessert first” "Life is short. Eat dessert first" - Unknown Author


Friendship Quotes

“Best Friends, they know how crazy you are and choose to still be seen with you in public” 


Funny Quotes

“Food glorious food”


Love Quotes

“If you love someone let them sleep” 


Funny Quotes

“WTF. Where’s the food” 


Feel Good Quotes

“But first, coffee”