Category: Funny Quotes

"I'm very FONT of you because you're just my TYPE"

Love Quotes

“I’m very FONT of you because you’re just my TYPE” – Unknown Author

"I knew who I was this morning but I've changed a few times since then" - Lewis Carol

Funny Quotes

“I knew who I was this morning but I’ve changed a few times since then” – Lewis Carol

"Coffee is all the direction that I need today"

Feel Good Quotes

“Coffee is all the direction that I need today”

"Piglet - how do you spell love? Pooh - you don't spell it, you feel it"

Love Quotes

“Piglet – how do you spell love? Pooh – you don’t spell it, you feel it”

"I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and then what was left after that too"

Love Quotes

“I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and then what was left after that too”

"Of course life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy"

Funny Quotes

“Of course life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy”

"Only dead fish go with the flow"

Inspirational Quotes

“Only dead fish go with the flow”

"I'd rather be someones shot of Whiskey than everyone's cup of tea"

Funny Quotes

“I’d rather be someones shot of Whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea”

"Life is short, eat dessert first" - Unknown Author

Funny Quotes

“Life is short, eat dessert first”

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" - Unknown Author

Funny Quotes

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt”

"Life is short. Eat dessert first" - Unknown Author

Feel Good Quotes

“Life is short. Eat dessert first” 

Friendship Quotes

“Best Friends, they know how crazy you are and choose to still be seen with you in public” 

Funny Quotes

“Food glorious food”

Love Quotes

“If you love someone let them sleep” 

Funny Quotes

“WTF. Where’s the food” 

Feel Good Quotes

“But first, coffee”Â