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Jay London – 7 Quotes

 

7 Quotes by Jay London

 

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

– Jay London


My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

– Jay London


I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.

– Jay London


It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

– Jay London


My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

– Jay London


I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

– Jay London


I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

– Jay London