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Spike Milligan – 10 Quotes

 

10 Quotes by Spike Milligan

 

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

– Spike Milligan


How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

– Spike Milligan


I can speak Esperanto like a native.

– Spike Milligan


My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

– Spike Milligan


And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

– Spike Milligan


Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

– Spike Milligan


I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

– Spike Milligan


It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.

– Spike Milligan


All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

– Spike Milligan


Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

– Spike Milligan