Q825  "we cant afford anything worth anything so lets buy something worth nothing so we can at least say we have something" C[0]

Q824  "Are we really gonna do that? because everyone wants to, but 9 guys and a hooker dont exactly fit in a car." C[0]

Q823  "And because I was at Rutgers, I had a Grape Soda." C[0]

Q822  "Wakey wakey time for guns and bacy..." C[0]

Q821  "Let us go forth and shape young minds. Into rhombuses." C[0]

Q820  "Fuck Hamilton Beach, give me Kitchen Aid or give me death." C[0]

Q819  "Price is Right + Scotch + Coffee = Awesome" C[0]

Q818  "Sometimes I am fascinated by terrible things, like Waffle House or School Shootings." C[0]

Q817  "Mobile fellatio unit go!" C[0]

Q816  "Beauty ain't cheap. If she is, she's either got vd or's a cop." C[0]

Q815  "It's true, remember, on the Internet I only speak the language of Truth, and I will not push '2' for English." C[0]

Q814  "If Barack Obama were in a band, it would be Nickelback. If Teddy Roosevelt was in a band, it would be Mastodon." C[0]

Q813  "Let's go watch Gilmore Girls and sync up our periods." C[0]

Q812  "It's kinda like: either yer a biggoted racist, or you with that ALL of mankind would perish." C[0]

Q811  "Shawn Johnson's new Pop Tart Rape-Berry-Blast, are a part of a complete balanced breakfast, so sticky gooey, warm, tastey-fine!" C[0]

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