Q809  "[PERSON A:] no this tea is made form teh boiled and ground up bones of the people who i have previously repressed and conquered in any of my many wars. [PERSON B:] mmm, english breakfast tea" C[0]

Q808  "Join in wif me for da foodstamps prayer:  May da liquor be free and the cops be slow as long as gold teef rule da streets, may my gat be big and niggas be dead who not roll wif me, and my chillins be not hungry for waffles no moar and hell I'd fuck my sister, I mean if she hot, pussy is pussy, am I right?  Props to Jesus amen" C[0]

Q807  "If Shirley Manson's voice was the last one I heard, as the .308 tears a jagged hole in my skull... All I can think is... Why am I being fragged by my own men? .308 is a NATO round... damn it, traitors." C[0]

Q806  "You get books for sucking cock?  Which library are you going to?" C[0]

Q805  "Russian tractor, runs on vodka and broken dreams." C[2]

Q804  "How dare you quote the Fugees to me." C[0]

Q803  "[7:19 PM] efiftythree: President and Lord Supreme Commander of Hope and Change That You Can Believe In, His Honor, Duke Barack "Barry" Hussien Obama. [7:19 PM] efiftythree: KNEEL!@ [7:20 PM] cooncreekcritter: Ruler of all the land sea and skies and all the creatures that live upon them" C[2]

Q802  "earfnoms" C[0]

Q801  "14 lines of text 3 minutes of converstaion.. simply to arrive at a name.. so that i can say.. shes hot. It must be friday." C[0]

Q800  "Well you know that John Tesh, aside from being a space-alien bent upon destroying mankind with a special smooth-jazz-hyper-weapon, was a decent television host." C[0]

Q799  "That's a re-write, of a bad infant sex joke, as if there was a good infant sex joke." C[0]

Q798  "Malt Vinegar, it's an oral hot-tub." C[0]

Q797  "That court document sucked." C[0]

Q796  "She would be hot if she had skin and soft tissue." C[0]

Q795  "I love the way tanks sound idling, like school buses... diesel is beautiful" C[0]

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