Q830 "Ha they got Rick Roll'd! Mubarak ain't neva gonna give Egypt up!"
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Q829 "I fight these zombies with bioweapon filled pop art"
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Q828 "all this talk about boobs has me hungry for waffles"
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Q827 "It's like the news, but 100 years old."
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Q826 "3 runners die competing in the Detroit marathon, suprisingly none of them from gunshots."
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Q825 "we cant afford anything worth anything so lets buy something worth nothing so we can at least say we have something"
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Q824 "Are we really gonna do that? because everyone wants to, but 9 guys and a hooker dont exactly fit in a car."
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Q823 "And because I was at Rutgers, I had a Grape Soda."
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