Joey Adams – 7 Quotes

7 Quotes by Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

– Joey Adams

If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.

– Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

– Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

– Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

– Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’

– Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

– Joey Adams