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Jimmy Carr – 5 Quotes

 

5 Quotes by Jimmy Carr

 

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

– Jimmy Carr


I don’t think it’s any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and ‘manned up’ in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I’m not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

– Jimmy Carr


I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me.

– Jimmy Carr


I was a Christian. I didn’t want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

– Jimmy Carr


After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny’s words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

– Jimmy Carr