Chris Rock – 19 Quotes

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19 Quotes by Chris Rock

 

I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge.

– Chris Rock


I’m in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

– Chris Rock


I love being famous. It’s almost like being white.

– Chris Rock


Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I’m famous.

– Chris Rock


Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?

– Chris Rock


There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

– Chris Rock


Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself.

– Chris Rock


Hollywood’s just not funny.

– Chris Rock


Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.

– Chris Rock


You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.

– Chris Rock


I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

– Chris Rock


A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

– Chris Rock


Dude, I didn’t say Jude Law can’t act. I didn’t say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he’s in every movie.

– Chris Rock


Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you don’t really get takes.

– Chris Rock


My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials.

– Chris Rock


Right now, my job is that I’m like an ambulance chaser. I’ve got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

– Chris Rock


Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

– Chris Rock


Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

– Chris Rock


I’ve seen women who don’t have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

– Chris Rock


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