Q785  "I don't like the Thai, but the Thai likes me!" C[0]

Q784  "Shiv City: For all your shiving needs!" C[0]

Q783  "War Crimes Tribunals make me wet." C[0]

Q782  "This is not a Pepsi can, it's Pepsi, dub edition. Seriously, what the hell is this world coming to?" C[0]

Q781  "I hate Puerto Ricans. They smell like tuna, and use my shit. My time spent living with them was far too long." C[0]

Q780  "I called one something you hang from a tree and the other a lawn jockey." C[0]

Q779  "If she looks that good when shes that uncomfortable just imagine what she'd look like with a belt around her neck." C[0]

Q778  "Nothing is quite as refreshing as good naked sit in the desert." C[0]

Q777  "My hobbies include farming my CRP acres and degrading women." C[0]

Q776  "You can use a body for lots of things depending on how you cut it." C[0]

Q775  "Israeli Adult Network: Kosher and Horny." C[0]

Q774  "I've never met a damn Catholic who can cut a fucking carrot." C[0]

Q773  "I don't have time for a date lets just get to the rape." C[0]

Q772  "In a glass whore house, it is important to remember to rub Benadryl in the slaves eyes." C[0]

Q771  "Space merlot is tang" C[0]

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