Q799 "That's a re-write, of a bad infant sex joke, as if there was a good infant sex joke."
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Q798 "Malt Vinegar, it's an oral hot-tub."
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Q797 "That court document sucked."
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Q796 "She would be hot if she had skin and soft tissue."
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Q795 "I love the way tanks sound idling, like school buses... diesel is beautiful"
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Q794 "Chicks with post-traumatic stress disorder turn me on."
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Q793 "If she looks good that uncomfortable now, imagine how good she'll look with a belt around her neck."
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Q792 "I had a good quote about rape awhile ago... Yeah I think you had it right there."
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Q791 "It burns because I am peeing in your eyes."
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Q790 "My poop smells just like hamburger and tomato soup!"
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Q789 "The best thing about bitches, is that they don't know that they're shit."
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Q788 "Duct Tape: It's only rape if she says no."
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Q787 "Mexicans can be British too."
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Q786 "It's not your baby anymore, it's the dumpster's baby now."
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Q785 "I don't like the Thai, but the Thai likes me!"
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