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Helen Rowland – 31 Quotes

 

31 Quotes by Helen Rowland

 

A fool and her money are soon courted.

– Helen Rowland


One man’s folly is another man’s wife.

– Helen Rowland


Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

– Helen Rowland


Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

– Helen Rowland


Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

– Helen Rowland


Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.

– Helen Rowland


Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

– Helen Rowland


A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

– Helen Rowland


Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

– Helen Rowland


Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

– Helen Rowland


In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued.

– Helen Rowland


When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

– Helen Rowland


A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

– Helen Rowland


A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

– Helen Rowland


Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

– Helen Rowland


There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

– Helen Rowland


Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

– Helen Rowland


Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

– Helen Rowland


A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

– Helen Rowland


Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

– Helen Rowland


Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

– Helen Rowland


Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

– Helen Rowland


It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it’s separating himself from all the others.

– Helen Rowland


Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them.

– Helen Rowland


And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

– Helen Rowland


After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

– Helen Rowland


Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

– Helen Rowland


Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman’s punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

– Helen Rowland


The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

– Helen Rowland


Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

– Helen Rowland


After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

– Helen Rowland


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