Q759  "Ah, sweet sweet vomit. God's way of letting you know you're alive." C[0]

Q758  "This is a science free house everything done here is done by magic. Screw the latent transfer of heat, those brats cooked by magic!" C[0]

Q757  "What are you buying all this maternity shit for? You're just going to have a miscarriage  anyway." C[0]

Q756  "Macy's causes AIDS." C[0]

Q755  "If you prepare you will not fear the future." C[0]

Q754  "Hot horny hairnet action! The inmates will barely be able to contain their octogenarian fluids. Old men & women seething with lust. The smell will hang in the air." C[0]

Q753  "Ah, our little slice of Canada." C[0]

Q752  "Not just creepy. Truthful too!" C[0]

Q751  "Now begins the organ harvest and necropheilia." C[0]

Q751  "I got your milk right here. (Insert stabbing noise)" C[0]

Q750  "Hide the bodies..." C[0]

Q749  "I've always found French words that end in ique sexy. Automatique, Plastique, Sonique... I think I spelled those right?" C[0]

Q748  "I am a 18 inch ceramic dildo named Titan. Who are you today?" C[0]

q747  "Once during a slow period, Dad asked if I thought it would be a good idea to burn a cross on main street to get on TV." C[0]

Q746  "Must have more NPR podcasts! It all started with Car Talk, that was my "gateway program", then it was on to harder shows. Eventually I bottomed out with The Splendid Table then I knew I'd hit rock bottom." C[0]

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