Q738  "I look at the drunken photos of my friends and I think we are the greatest beasts ever to walk the earth. And then I look at other peoples drunken photos and I think of what douche-bags they must be." C[0]

Q737  "Now that Steve Alford is gone, who will I hate?" C[1]

Q736  "I just want to be in your arms, your mouth on my pussy, and your cock in my breasts, is that too much to ask for?  Hell no." C[0]

Q735  "Only Pork Chops and Oral Sex will save the Middle East." C[0]

Q734  "I should write something in arabic about steve alford. Maybe arabic is the perfect language to explain the waste of human flesh he is. They seem pretty angry all the time, so I'm sure they have a lot of ways to say hate." C[0]

Q733  "We put the fun back in funeral." C[0]

Q732  "It is completely normal to have leftover parts such as nuts, bolts, clutch plates, flywheels, pistons, firing pins, gas blocks, assorted SKS parts, bayonet lugs, washers, gaskets, et cetera when working on a tractor." C[0]

Q731  "On Walton's Mountain, we had guns, lots and lots of guns, oh my so many many guns!" C[0]

Q730  "Hy-Vee double charged me last Sunday. I`m hungry and I haven't bathed since Wednesday, or combed my hair I feel like a slob I've begun demanding to addressed as "Your Jackness" or "Your Royal Nickolsoness"." C[0]

Q729  "Fairfax, Iowa is fun! Shut up!" C[0]

Q728  "I want to have hair like Jesus." C[0]

Q727  "I've gotten by with less, I could always use more. Things are just things, people come and go." C[0]

Q726  "Maybe because potato schnapps was faster?" C[0]

Q725  "Does boutique also mean the trunk of a car?" C[0]

Q724  "If someone suggests lunchmeat sandwiches for lunch one more time... I will... so help me god... kill people." C[0]

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