Q570  "motherfuckin bacon? shit, don't they know I'm a kosher Jew? there better be a rabbi in that fucking papa johns blessing my pizza or I'm gonna .. " C[0]

Q569  "I usually wake up around 7 am to get ready for the NASDAQ & NYSE to open, I put on a pot of coffee, drop The Donnas into the cd player, go into the bathroom, snort a few lines of coke off the toilet, drink a few of scotch on the rocks before getting into the coffee. The whole time im stumbling around bleary eyed and hungover from a night of European commodities trading. Fuck, where did all these empty pizza boxes and this blood come from?" C[0]

Q568  "Well at least somebody is looking at the website probably just horny emo-goth-chicks in the Czech Republic looking to get off using an old rusty communist state provided vibrator." C[0]

Q567  "I'm still on a cheap stock kick, but I'm looking for more of stuff ive heard of as opposed to Orion Thermo Neugenics Rasterizing Injected Plasitics Family Entertainment Group. (OTRG)" C[0]

Q566  "This chili is a bit soupy for my taste. I prefer a good thick chili, spoon standing, the sort that gets up out of the bowl and kills toddlers and small farm animals" C[0]

Q565  "If God drove a bulldozer, it sure as the hell wouldn't be a Hitachi." C[0]

Q564  "Ha ha! youd be one of "those" fucking people... One of "those" fuckers that cant shut up in class, want to teach the whole fucking lecture, have all the fucking "real world" insight... God i fucking hate "non-trads"" C[0]

Q563  "Yeah, big tits, nice luscious tits, the kind humanity was built upon." C[0]

Q562  "Wow...  the English dude on this NPR thingy called it psychogenic fugue... that term hasn't been used here in America for at least 15 years that's the old-skool term...  That sounds neat, like the kind of thing you could get it from eating a bad packet of powdered gravy. " C[0]

Q561  "When one of us is a senator in 20 years we dont need to be running for re-election and have some asshole from the internet leak a conversation we had 20 years ago saying that we were having sex with 8 year olds when all we were actually talking about was the violent downfall of the human race and making red corn." C[1]

Q560  "Dont cry for me Iowa City, I never left you! I only had to go to work!" C[0]

Q559  "We're gonna err on the side of caution and call the County Elections Auditor tomorrow morning." C[0]

Q558  "Way better than Ten Commandments the dance recital" C[0]

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