Q502  "ye olde rape phone" C[0]

Q501  "i think ive discovered the secret of fire, hold on while i make this discovery" C[0]

Q500  "i think i need the box" C[0]

Q499  "if you wanna play scene it youre gonna have to eject michael douglas" C[0]

Q498  "youre gonna be a little busy going "ow fuck, theres a fork in my face"" C[0]

Q497  "yeah i like your snow globes too" C[0]

Q496  "theres a pussy under the blanket and weve got spotted dick in our mouths" C[0]

Q495  "lower the zombie gates" C[0]

Q494  "by touch i mean fuck and by things i mean your daughter" C[0]

Q493  "no no brooks dosent die" C[0]

Q492  "its too cold for pilsner it will freeze" C[0]

Q491  "once that pussy hits four years old its all over, it looks just like a roast beef sandwich" C[0]

Q490  "is it different when someone else is paying you to fuck" C[0]

Q489  "im sorry if catfish and pecans make me an asshole" C[0]

Q488  "if you call sitting around amongst friends in fear a good time" C[0]

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